{"product_id":"carpys-energy-12pack","title":"Carpys Energy  (12pack)","description":"Same Carpy’s attitude. Blue Raspberry flavor.\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eBlue Raspberry. Zero sugar. Five calories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Which means there is absolutely no excuse for being tired.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis can exists for shop rats, race nerds, sleep-deprived legends, and anyone who’s already on their second bad decision of the day. It’s smooth, it’s loud, and it tastes way too good for something with zero sugar and only 5 calories.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSame smooth, crash-free energy. Same loud Blue Raspberry flavor. But every year gets its own collector can. No reprints. No “restock later.” When it’s gone, it’s actually gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink it for the energy.\u003cbr\u003e Save it for the shelf.\u003cbr\u003e Regret it later if you crush it and throw it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you’re cracking open:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e Blue Raspberry flavor that hits hard\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e Smooth energy.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e Zero sugar\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eOnly 5 calories\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e New collector can design each year\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e Gone forever once sold out\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis year’s can won’t be back. Next year’s will be different.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink it cold. Drink it fast.\u003cbr\u003e Side effects may include working late, talking too much, and thinking every idea is a good one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCarpy’s Energy Drink  Only the fastest survive. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Carpy's Print Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43832547704935,"sku":"04732","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/1639\/7159\/files\/CarpysEnergyDrink_12pack_189c5296-7bee-4bfc-b2f8-7d6e8db72896.jpg?v=1780669025","url":"https:\/\/www.carpys.shop\/products\/carpys-energy-12pack","provider":"Carpy's Print Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}